April 2012
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super…
- DRINK EVERYTIME THERE IS A HOMOSEXUAL ON SCREEN
- DRINK EVERYTIME THERE IS HOMOEROTIC
SUBTEXTThis game = Alcohol poisoning
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw
- Two best friends that are repeatedly stated to be platonic by the writers, actors, and characters
- Two mortal enemies who want nothing but the utter ruin and destruction of the other
- The Ice Man and the Inspector who have never been on screen together
- That same Inspector and the girl who is infatuated with Sherlock, because of one dropped jaw and one conversation
- The psychopath about whose personal life we know nothing and the minor canon character that literally does not exist in this universe
- Two random adorable extras that appeared in separate episodes in entirely unrelated fashions
- Dinosaurs and the morons who love them
- Jars of jam and the army doctors who love them
- Animal versions of the two main actors
- Articles of clothing
- Mugs
- ...
- Never change, Sherlockians.
- ...you forgot green pool/ blue pool
- ... and the consulting criminal and a lamp.


